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DARK ENERGY ASTROLOGY
NEW NEW THEORY TRUMPS NEW THEORY
E-Skeptic #20 May 17, 2004
The story below just broke yesterday in the Sunday Times,
in which British Royal Astronomical Society astronomer Dr. Percy Seymour has
published a book presenting a theory to explain astrology. I have not seen
the book yet, but the problem with proffering a new mechanism to explain the
power of astrology, is that Seymour is assuming there is something that
needs to be explained. There isn't. Astrology does not work, plain and
simple:
- It has not made accurate predictions ("there will be an
earthquake in southern California" or "I see dark clouds over the White
House" does not count).
- It does not adequately describe people's personality
("you are an outgoing person who enjoys the company of others, yet at
other times you prefer the peace and tranquility of alone time" does not
count).
- It is not successful in match matching ("Virgos get
along well with Pisces" does not count).
- It is no better than a dart board at picking successful
stocks on the stock market ("buy low, sell high" trumps any astrological
stock system ever invented).
- It cannot tell you your future ("I see travel" or "I
see a career change" or "I see danger lurking ahead" does not count).
In short, a theory is superfluous when there is nothing
for the theory to explain. This is why James Randi's million-dollar prize (www.randi.org)
is not interested in hearing about the theories behind astrology or ESP or
telekinesis and the like. As Randi always says, "I just want to know if it
works or not." Once a phenomenon has been proven to be real, then we can
work on the theory to explain how it works. Astrology does not work, so it
doesn't matter whether the earth's magnetic field influences our brains in
the womb or not (Seymour's theory), or whether gravity influences us (the
usual theory), or some future conjecture (why not dark energy, or dark
matter, since together they make up 95% of the universe?).
How about a new branch of astrology? We'll call it Dark
Energy Astrology. Since Dark Energy is an anti-gravity force apparently
causing the cosmos to expand at an accelerating rate, this form of astrology
causes people to do the opposite of what they would normally do, like the
bizarro Seinfeld episode where George, who is fat, balding, jobless, and
living with his parents, suddenly becomes irresistable to beautiful women.
Dark Energy Astrology. My next book. Publishers are standing by....
Sunday Times May 16, 2004
Top scientist gives backing to astrology
Jonathan Leake, Science Editor
THE PLANETS may control your future after all. A renowned
astronomer has broken with scientific orthodoxy to claim that astrology
could have some basis in fact.
Long dismissed as little better than fortune telling,
astrology has been attacked as a pseudo-science by the Royal Astronomical
Society.
But one of its members, Dr Percy Seymour, has reopened the
debate with a provocative book claiming movements of the sun, stars and
planets can influence the brains of unborn children in measurable ways.
Seymour is a former principal lecturer in astronomy and
astrophysics at Plymouth University who has been a researcher at the Royal
Observatory in Greenwich. While stressing he has no time for star-sign
horoscopes, he does believe human brain development may be affected by the
Earth?s magnetic field, especially during growth in the womb.
In his book, The Scientific Proof of Astrology, he
suggests that the Earth's magnetic field is affected by interactions with
those of the sun and the moon. Other planets such as Jupiter, Mars and Venus
also play a part because their magnetic fields affect solar magnetism.
Seymour said: "It means the whole solar system is playing
a symphony on the Earth's magnetic field. We are all genetically tuned to
receive a different set of melodies from this symphony."
His claims will infuriate other astronomers. They have
suffered the humiliation of seeing astrology rising in popularity with top
astrologers' earnings surging beyond those of even the most eminent of
researchers.
Until now they have at least had the comfort of being able
to dismiss any suggestion of scientific support for the idea that people?s
lives and personalities are influenced by the planets.
Among the most outspoken figures against astrology are Sir
Martin Rees, the astronomer royal, and Professor Stephen Hawking. Rees has
described astrology as "absurd", adding: "There is no place for astrology in
our scientific view of the world; moreover its predictive claims cannot
stand any critical scrutiny."
Seth Shostak, a leading American astronomer, was also
scathing, describing Seymour's theory as "nonsensical". He pointed out that
even though large planets like Jupiter had magnetic and gravitational fields
far greater than the Earth?s, they were massively diluted by distance.
"Jupiter's magnetic field is about a trillion times weaker
than the Earth's," he said. "You would experience a far stronger field from
your lights and washing machine."
Shostak works for the Seti Institute in California which
is building a powerful radio telescope to seek alien life. "By 2025 we will
have surveyed a million stars and I believe we will have found intelligent
aliens," he added.
Hawking, Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge
University, has said that astrology became impossible as soon as early
scientists found that the Earth was not the centre of the universe, an idea
on which astrology was founded.
However, Seymour's theories won qualified support from an
unexpected source. Richard Dawkins, professor for the public understanding
of science at Oxford University, who once suggested that astrologers be
prosecuted under the trades descriptions act, said that although he had not
read the book Seymour's ideas sounded interesting.
Astrologers were delighted by Seymour's claims. Russell
Grant, the astrologer, said: "At last someone is not just saying: "It's a
load of poppycock". If the moon is connected with the ebb and flow of the
tides, and humans are 70% water, then why can't the moon be affecting us? So
we have good moods or bad moods depending upon the position of the moon?"
Others seem to agree although few will discuss it openly.
Several years ago it emerged that the European Bank for Reconstruction and
Development was using astrology to help manage its £5 billion investment
portfolio--programming computers with crucial dates such as lunar eclipses
and planetary conjunctions.
This year's Sunday Times Rich List included an analysis of
the star signs of Britain's 1,000 richest people--finding significant
differences with 110 born under Gemini but only 73 under Pisces.
Among the powerful who have admitted consulting
astrologers to make decisions are Ronald and Nancy Reagan, who allowed the
astrologer Joan Quigley to dictate the presidential agenda, including the
take-off times for Air Force One. Reagan's chief of staff reportedly had a
colour-coded calendar around which he was expected to organise the
President's schedule: green for ?good? days and red for "bad".
Even Margaret Thatcher once told MPs: "I was born under
the sign of Libra, it follows that I am well-balanced."
STAR SIGNS OF THE RICHEST 1000
Gemini 110
Taurus 104
Aries 95
Capricorn 92
Aquarius 91
Virgo 88
Libra 87
Leo 84
Sagittarius 84
Cancer 80
Scorpio 79
Pisces 73
Source: The Sunday Times Rich List 2004
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